Some horror films make you scream, some make you question if human intestines really stretch that far, and some are named after a piece of furniture and leave psychological scarring. The Coffee Table's title and thumbnail aren't going to stand out when you're scrolling through the Tubi movie library, but take a chance on it and you'll experience a story that starts with one seemingly banal decision and turns it into an extended nightmare on a par with Martyrs and the original Danish version of Speak No Evil. The Coffee Table is free to watch on Tubi now and starts like a domestic drama. Jesus and Maria are an unhappy couple with a new baby, shopping for furniture with resentment hanging over them like a poisonous fog. Jesus takes a shine to a mid-century meets brothel aesthetic monstrosity made of glass and metal, and when his wife says she doesn't want it, the argument quickly spirals f